See-thru Purple Panties.

Not only are they transparent, but they are embarrassing. It’s not just unadorned nakedness, it’s a type of nakedness that’s deliberate and unabashed. It begs to be seen, it calls attention to your most vulnerable self, and says, Yes, this is me. You know you want me.

Wearing see-thru purple panties will either make someone hot or disgust them. And you’re fine with either.

That’s authenticity. Anything less is limp bullshit.

(Nice one, Bones.)